From the press release:
Apocalyptic Mechanized Industrial rehabilitation of miniature golf from the Department of Culture collective! Ball destruction, Centripetal Actuators, Accelerator Pads, Ball Bouncers, Moving Walls, Roller-Skating Logs, and Secret passages. No golf ball survives the assault of Smash Putt! A new course of deviousness and dastardly delights from the hands of an all-star assembly of artists sprung from asylums across America.
Seriously malicious competition is par for the course. The winner in a group of 4+ gets a free drink during happy hour.
1719 W Burnside, Portland, OR