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Portland Timbers


PGE Park (map) Downtown
Sat., July 3 2010


To be fair, Canadians are not Russians. But they’re close, right? That’s why—on the night before our nation’s hallowed birthday—we should rally around our Portland Timbers as they lay waste to those godless commies otherwise known as the Vancouver Whitecaps. From what I understand, Canadians believe in socialized medicine and don’t love their children. USA! USA! USA! WSH

PGE Park

PGE Park, Portland, OR 97209

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  • Sat., July 3 2010
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