Sure, this 94/7 "December to Remember" show couldn't be any more sold out, but when it comes to the Black Keys, be prepared to do anything to get inside the Crystal tonight. If you manage to con your way inside (don't say "I'm the Black Keys' bass player"—the Akron duo doesn't have one), don't miss another fantastic duo: openers Sleigh Bells. EZRA ACE CARAEFF
1332 W Burnside, Portland, OR 97209
Hours: Doors usually open an hour before show time.