You know what's three times as scary as a killer leprechaun?! HUGE eyeball people who wear tuxedos, that's what. Don't miss those legendary weirdoes the Residents as they bring their trippy multimedia shenanigans to town. They'll be sporting new sequin-y, gas mask-y, dreadlock-y outfits, which might be even creepier than those middle-distance-staring eyeball masks. COURTNEY FERGUSON
128 NE Russell, Portland, OR 97212
Hours: Ballroom open for events only, Cafe open: Tues-Sat 5 pm-"late"