Two Boston brothers don striped ties and wire-rim glasses and sing about Harry Potter. If you're too much of a Muggle to dance, yell, jump, and geek along to songs based around the Boy Who Lived, don't come. Otherwise: lightning bolts, electric guitars, and the best all-ages time you'll ever have on a Monday night. SARAH MIRK
128 NE Russell, Portland, OR 97212
Hours: Ballroom open for events only, Cafe open: Tues-Sat 5 pm-"late"