Alex, you REQUIRE twice the calories to appreciate, because you attempt to tie your humor to current events, or at least some version of reality. Ian pretty much freestyles it. But I'm talking something like six calories versus three, so don't make too big a deal of it.
I did enjoy the bathwater joke, Bil. Without it this column would've been circling the drain. He might as well have pulled the plug. Unless he could add a new wrinkle.
As for the redesign in general...OK, the print edition now looks more like a website. But why?
Also, dig that, Karmel! Now you're living in my shadow! HOW DOES IT TASTE MUTHAFUCKA??!?
P.S. what about cab drivers driving drunk asses?