i'm willing to bet that your dick was also out when you posed for that illustration. which is also not illegal.

Internet gold:

People who quote 18% of an article in a comment about it.

Coincidentally, Ian, I finally peed in a woman's—y'know, I think I'm gonna wait and tell you this story next time I see you.

Thank YOU!

I am feeling you on the racist thing. I had a really good Mitt Romney joke based on "Two Jews, Three Opinions", but I am not sure I am allowed to mention that?

And the combination of two: racist Internet comments. Which on Youtube, usually happens by the third commenter.

Easiest way to add some levity to the Thanksgiving table thank-a-thon? Proclaim your dearest thanks that there is a day where three of the seven deadly sins are sanctioned and encouraged by both church and state: Gluttony, Sloth (admittedly for those not doing the cooking), and now with Black Friday creeping into Thursday, Greed. It successfully stopped my mother's attempt at forging a new uncomfortable tradition a few years back. Warning, the less religious the group, the less effect this strategy will likely produce.

My dick comes out as soon as I see anything involving Ian "caramel?" Karmel. Psych, just talkin ball whicha brah. Saw you open for Bob sagat and my incredible abs were sore from your nazi talk. I love you.