I was about to call bullshit on your "Don't get high until after class" rule (I can't remember not being stoned at any time while earning my degree) until I noticed disclaimer number 3. Indisputable fact indeed.

Don't fucking grow dreadlocks.--especially if you're white. And since you're reading the PM, you probably are.

this article is bullshit. obviously this person is a big BORE who writes articles inside their dorm room while everybody else has fun. GET A REAL FUCKIN JOB!!