Feature Mar 11, 2015 at 12:00 pm

Local Food Insiders Spill on Their Favorite Happy Hours

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Yeah Im SURE it's an oversight you forgot to interview me when you interviewed the rest of these "insiders". Anyway do not forget me next time:

Your name and job title: I'mRight Yourwrong, mercury ne'er do well and general gadabout town. Amateur PDX stumblebum historian and skid row archaeologist. Legendary discoverer of springville roadhouse ruins in forest park.

Your favorite happy hour? wherever i turn up as the clock strikes 2, usually somewhere hilly SW but not averse to Joe's Cellar in NW, the last refuge of ghost drunkards just hanging on until the final wave of condos sweeps through.

Is it classy or trashy? It's called Joe's Cellar.

What about your secret, guilty-pleasure happy hour? 45th on SW 45th. only guilty because it's so easy to drink there. They always have a place for me to sit down and drink budweiser. I feel like something is wrong because everybody says budweiser is shit but it usually tastes normal unlike pabst smear or coorslight.

Afternoon or late night? i guess both if i could stay up later. usually i drink quickly and so efficiently i make the night uneccesary and totally blurry.

What food must be served at all happy hours? tell you what, i had the Tzatziki at Antoni's in beaverton and now that is all i can think about. It's chicken. Only a couple miles from the Colonel's on Beaverton Hillsdale too for when you need to eat dinner.

Kids at happy hour: Yay or nay? Dogs? How about puppies only? nothing worse. Dogs are ok but their owners act weird if your rub their belly. As if it's molestation or something. And the dog is just like That Is What I Am Here For.

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