General Feb 9, 2012 at 4:00 am

Tantalizing, Romantical Love Notes—Written by You! The Mercury Reader!

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To my ex-beloved ex......Thank God (if there was one), we/you did not produce an offspring. I can die, happily, knowing your selfishness, along with your brother, step-sister, and short step-brother's own selfishness, will never produce offspring. The branch of your selfish family will rightfully fall off, empty, where it belongs! Woot-fucking-woot....Ding-dong The Family Tree branch is dead.....
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How come none of you skirts sent me a valentine?????????????
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I'm pretty sure the reason The Merc runs free valentines every year is so that they can fill up the paper with free content, while their reporters spend the week looking at NSFW content online (or pictures of cats, in Alison's case) instead of actually coming up with something to write about.
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NSFW cats, actually.
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NSFW Cats, Actually: a perfect film.

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