At least one person finds this funny and original^^I hope I do not meet this person as they are clearly as idiotic as you Humphrey. You get paid for this? Seriously? Incredibly lame.
Amazing comeback Humphrey! By amazing I mean amazingly fucking lame as usual. How did you get into media, seriously? No offense, I am actually curious. You obviously pander to the tight audience (ie: immature snarky hipster dorks), a talent I admit, but why is your material generally lazy and lame? Dislike away, I don't expect any kind of mature or intelligent response
I'll think of this and chuckle on Friday as my own face is melted off by lava.