Needs my favorite faux rich activity: Put on a nice dress and go to an art gallery at like 11am on a Tuesday. Tell them you don't really like what's showing and ask if they have any works by this local artist whose name you googled 15 minutes beforehand. You have no idea how rich that gallery assistant is now going to treat you as. Plus, you see some fun art. Win win!
Are you talking about Shigezo in the not-Pearl? I am unclear on which fancy toilet you are directing me to.