Best work from the Merc, at least since that limey bastard Davis quit.

Aha, the secret of "the yellow pad" is revealed. Nice!

This is really great.

So glad you did this cover. All past sins are forgiven.

jake said something nice about us? i feel... weird.

if i were you guys, i would have one of your lame duck interns check the mail/open all packages for the next couple of weeks -- this latest stunt of yours is liable to upset a few characters.

it's all fun and games, yeah, but that 'herbal proctologists' bit was way over the line. and that 'canine inch nails' thing is flat-out outrageous, even for you.

if you stay on this train of wanton insolence for much longer, someone is going to send you guys a stylish, mauve-tinged box containing two dollops of bichon frisé feces, composed mostly of quail fois gras and 'felony flats-born' squirrel thighs, with a dash of artisanal baking soda for texture and a splash of 'fiberified purina elite' for fifi's excretory comfort in producing said delight.

and you'll fucking deserve it.

Very nice, you guys get candy!