Movies & TV Jan 28, 2010 at 4:00 am

Sucky Vampires

I Am Virgin Skimps on Blood and Clothes

Courtney Ferguson
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I, on the other hand, am quite enthralled by boobies. Vampires too.

If Corey Feldman had boobies and he was fighting Vampire Bill S. Preston, Esquire (who also had boobies) I think my brain would detonate like so many vampire terrorist bombs aimed at Vampire Jack Bauer.

In closing, ladies and gentlemen, "The Lost Boys" is the finest film of ours or any other generation.
Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on January 29, 2010 at 10:56 PM Report this

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