The real Aron Ralston was actually a major DUMBASS. How the Hell can someone get themselves in such a situation?!

He went off rock-hopping in the wild & told NOONE where he was - DUMBASS!

He didn't bother to bring a cellphone with him - DUMBASS! I don't leave my front porch without my phone.

He brought almost NO provisions b/c he assumed he'd only be gone for afew hours - DUMBASS!

For a professional outdoorsman, he sure cheaped-out on gear; a lously piece of bullshit he most likely bought from K-Mart, & what if he didn't even have THAT? - DUMBASS!

Apparently, when he finally did free himself, he was still 8 miles from his truck. So the guy goes on a nature-walk for 8 goddamn miles in a near-desert environment in MAY & has just ONE bottle of water?! - DUMBASS!

The guy quit his job as a mechanical engineer at Intel so he could "climb all the moutains in CO". - DUMBASS!

According to his wiki page, Ralston now makes his living as a "corporate" speaker & makes b/t $25-37,000 each time people come & listen to his dumbass talk.

Yeah, you know what's awesome? Having TWO arms!

Everyone thinks this guy is some fucking hero, but he's just a DUMBASS who barely made it. He's a "best runner-up" for the Darwin Awards, at best!

I think his motivational speeches must go something like this. There is no need to prepare or plan in life, just muddle around like a dumbass and eventually you will get really lucky. If something bad seems to happen it is probably just part of a larger really lucky thing, look at me I have never done anything smart in my whole life but your company just handed me more than you make in 6 months to stand up here and suggest that you should just try to be luckier. Now who's the dumbass?

Like the Jackass series...boycott Dumbasses.I boycott art that looks like a childs work unless its done by a child too. Boycott stupidity and maybe stupidity will go away like another trend.Wishful thinking.Like Peace on Earth.