Movies & TV Jan 13, 2011 at 4:00 am

The Green Hornet: Less than the Sum of Its Parts

THE GREEN HORNET "Run! It's a Michel Gondry reputation explosion!!"

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I did not see that coming...NOT!
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I thought Gondry might be straight-shooting this one as a plain, glazed donut genre flick. It seems like he's transitioning toward becoming a working studio director. I'll give this a shot anyway. I'm not a big Fincher fan, and I truly despise Aronofsky, but they seem to be trotting in the same direction this year with The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (ugggh) and The Wolverine (UGGGGGGH).
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Bite your tongue, 'Ovidius'. the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is a great film! What's a tragedy is that an "American" re-make is already in the works, ugggggh!
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Damosa, I was talking about the remake (ugggh!)
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I see, my bad. But yeah, i've decided months ago that i would no-longer waste my time/money on American re-makes of far better [Asian/Euro] films.
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Seth Rogen, a "Talented comedic actor", Huh? In what?
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Isn't there nowhere to go but up in regards to "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"? Considering Fincher's talent, and the fact he's made it clear that he won't be chained to the text, can only bode well for that remake of an overrated book/film.

And Stephen Chow should have made the film, but unfortunately, studio politics got in the way:
"...I take comfort in learning just last weekend what terminated Stephen Chow’s directorship of The Green Hornet. According to one report he proposed to plant a microchip in the hero’s brain and have Kato control him with a joystick. In an Entertainment Weekly article not online, director Michel Gondry claims that Chow’s plans were too far out. “Really, really crazy ideas that you would not dare bring to a studio. AIDS was involved. Plastic boobs were involved too.” That Gondry, one of Hollywood’s approved Wild Things, can find something Chow proposed over the top gives you hope."
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The Green Hornet as played by a comedic actor...didn't they learn with Michael Keaton as Batman, directed by an arthouse director? They NEEDED Nicholson, and this film doesn't have the name cred...Gondry DOES have a rep to live up to, that's why he's playing it safe...or boring...ah well, like the Shadow, if you cornball it up, you lose the dark potential. But hey, that's Hollywood.
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Hey now Stunto, Keaton wasn't bad. Sure, he wasn't even on the same planet as Nicholson's Joker, but aside from Heath Ledger -- and that one took everyone by surprise -- I can't think of anyone who could stand up to Jack chewing scenery like that.

That said, you have a point about needing a name. The kids these days barely knew what Watchmen was, and as a result, the movie adaptation of the most critically beloved, best-selling graphic novel of all time tanked. I can't imagine how any Hollywood executive thought anyone (outside of Kevin "Smoked Himself Retarded" Smith) would give a fuck about the Green Hornet.

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