Movies & TV Jul 7, 2011 at 4:00 am

Shoveling Shit in Zookeeper

ZOOKEEPER It's not even half as good as Paul Blart. It's like half a Blart. A quarter-Blart, even.

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While it is entirely possible that this is not a very well put together film there are two things I would like to point out. One Rosairo Dawson is gorgeous so if she is in the movie for a considerable amount of time then it is going to have some moments of luminous joy. Two, nutshots are not funny.

I do not know if you are so brain dead from male posturing that you cannot relate to other men unless they are being harmed or if you are so desparate for pussy that you cannot relate to women unless you are supporting harming men.

As I suspect you are a man I think you may want to reconsider that position since you may end up on the wrong end of the comedy equasion of man + sexual assault = funny.

Yes, I called it sexually assault. It is an act of violence against a sexual organ. What else do you think it is?

This movie may not be the best but it should be lauded for choosing not to show sexual assault as a form of comedy.

It is a shame they missed out on having the villian fall face first into some poop. That is always funny.
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@agayman: Being hit in the nuts is not sexual assault; there's no sexual action involved. You're the single stupidest person on the planet. I hope you get hit by a bus.
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@ Graham: So out of 6.5 billion plus people on the planet, agayman is the "single stupidest person on the planet" and he deserves to be killed because YOU don't agree with his pov, really? Wow, Nazi much?

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