Movies & TV Feb 16, 2012 at 4:00 am

A Fuckable Spy Duo in This Means War

THIS MEANS WAR Oh, cโ€™mon, you prudes! Just have a threesome already!

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I have joined this site for one reason. That reason? To tell the remarkable Ms Hallet how incredible her review. I didn't expect much from a film with Handler in it, but now I fear, even that was a conservative position.

Your review Alison is salty, in the true sense of the word, honest, funny -- and yet, underneath, actually longs for Hollywood to stop debasing audience's intelligence. I join you in the queue on that one.

Beautiful review.
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This was genuinly the best review of anything I've read in a long time. I had to fight laughter several times.

I think a spy movie sequel to Brokeback Mountain would be a worthwhile follow-up for Mr. Pine and Mr. Hardy to pursue. I'll be skipping this movie.
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FC, don't fight the laughter!
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The phrase "and also" is redundant. Please stop it.
5
Great review; I remember groaning at the trailer for this a couple months ago.

The director's name is "McG"?! What the fuck?
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@3, I have to fight it. Laughter and I are old enemies.
7
Genius. Can't wait to not see this movie.
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Brilliant review. Consistently funny. And unlike some Mercury reviewers, the curse words had context. Can't wait for This Means War -- in a Freudian moment I almost wrote This Mans War -- comes to the second runs. For $3, I'm all over this. Oh, and contextually, Tom Hardy is the shit.
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Jamie S. Rich got me here and I want to join the applause. Hilarious and spot-on review. Best part? The cast description. Way to lean into the cynical machine. Keep it up.
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Yup, this is awesome. I salute you Alison
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So wait... Has McG flamed-out since his heyday with The O.C.?!? I expect MORE (though admittedly haven't been any paying attention whatsoever since The O.C.)

Please wait...

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