THURSDAY, JANUARY 18
8:30 NBC THE OFFICE
Jim enlists the help of Pam AND Karen to play a prank. This isn't going to end well.
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
That stinky trust-fund hippie Che returns and takes Seth on a spiritual retreat to the forest.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 19
8:30 NBC 1 VS. 100
A single contestant takes on a mob of brainiacs including the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and Diff'rent Strokes' Todd Bridges??
9:00 FOX TRADING SPOUSES
The classic Trading Spouses episode featuring gagging Christian "God Warrior" Marguerite Perrin!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 20
8:00 ABC SEABISCUIT—Movie
(2003) Boy meets horse, boy falls in love with horse, boy grosses the rest of us out.
SUNDAY, JANUARY 21
9:00 SCI THE DRESDEN FILES
Debut! A wizard-turned-private-eye helps the cops solve supernatural mysteries. Wow. That sounds really dumb.
10:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Return! The BSG gang races to find directions to Earth before their algae planet goes supernova. Hmm. That sounds dumb, too.
MONDAY, JANUARY 22
9:00 FOX 24
It's 10 am, which means Jack and the terrorists decide to stop for brunch.
9:00 NBC HEROES
A new shocking hero makes his debut: Meet Lushy, the Flying Liquor-Drinking Donkey!
TUESDAY, JANUARY 23
9:00 Various STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
President Bush provides an update of how things are going in Iraq. Nutshell: same shit, different day.
9:00 CW VERONICA MARS
When the college animal research lab is missing a monkey, who ya gonna call?
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 24
9:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Get ready for an extra dose of "crazy," when the Idol auditions head for NYC!
9:00 ABC KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY
The plot to rob Mick Jagger's penthouse hits a snag when the gang finds a suitcase crammed with moolah!