THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15
8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY
Guest star Lucy Liu visits the show as Daniel's hotsy-totsy ex-gal pal.
8:30 NBC THE OFFICE
While Michael delivers a speech to Ryan's business class, back at the office Dwight battles an angry bat.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 16
8:00 FOX NANNY 911
An NFL lovin', beer drinkin' dad has trouble raising four tykes (must be all those late-night truck stop visits).
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 17
8:00 VH1 BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
It's a multi-episode marathon of this funny and surprisingly sweet reality competition.
9:00 FOX AMERICA'S MOST WANTED
Yet ANOTHER show devoted to tracking down sexual predators! These guys are more pervasive than Paris Hilton's hoochie!
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18
10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Two crewmembers are trapped outside in the ship's airlock. Worst... date... ever.
10:30 TOON AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
The only cartoon in America that can make the entire city of Boston crap their pants.
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 19
9:00 FOX 24
Milo concocts a plan to outwit his kidnappers—but will using a mop to disguise himself as a girl really work?
9:00 NBC HEROES
The radioactive guy drops in to see Matt (so much for a quiet evening at home).
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
It's a swoon-tastic night for Paula when the top 12 male singers perform.
9:00 CW VERONICA MARS
Veronica gets tossed in the hoosegow on another trumped up BS charge. Thanks a bunch, PIGS.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21
8:00 ABC GEORGE LOPEZ
George hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay. Get those online petitions ready!
10:00 ABC LOST
Jack makes another attempt at outwitting the Others, which is sad, since he's as dumb as a box of hammers.