THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 22

8:30 NBC THE OFFICE

Michael decides to reveal his relationship with Jan... at a party... while drunk.

9:00 FOX THE O.C.

Series Finale! WAHH! The last episode ever, which means Summer has one more chance to whip off her shirt.

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23

8:00 NBC 1 VS. 100

It's one person in a battle of wits against a mob, including rappers Three 6 Mafia, and Dr. Ruth Westheimer!

11:00 BBCA SPOONS

Debut! A new Brit comedy about the foils of young adulthood, guv'nah!

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 24

9:00 SCIFI FIRE SERPENT—Movie

(2007) A veteran firefighter battles a fire-breathing dragon. (Throw baking soda on it!)

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 25

5:30 ABC ACADEMY AWARDS

If Borat isn't going to be there... why bother? Oh yeahhh... the always possible Scarlett Johansson "nip-slip."

10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

The Galactica mechanics go on strike—which works great until they run out of oxygen.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 26

9:00 FOX 24

Have you noticed how skinny President Palmer's neck is? I'd never vote for a guy with a neck that skinny.

10:00 NBC THE BLACK DONNELLYS

Debut! A new drama about the working-class Irish mafia (which is like the Italian mafia except with shillelaghs).

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27

9:00 CW VERONICA MARS

Tim Foyle breaks into the Mars' office, inspiring Keith Mars to break into his face.

9:30 FOX ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER?

Debut! A new game show that tests adults on fifth grade knowledge. Hosted by the sub-intelligent Jeff Foxworthy.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 28

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Season Premiere! Tyra Banks (who is NOT fat, BTW) is back with a new bevy of babes (also NOT fat).

10:00 ABC LOST

A mysterious car is found on the island, leading Hurley to search for a mysterious microwave, and Slurpee machine.