THURSDAY, AUGUST 18

9:30 COM COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST: PAMELA ANDERSON
Comedians make fun of Pamela Anderson, which is the comedy equivalent of cow tipping.

10:30 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
The gang stumbles onto a new way of making money for the bar—serving underage patrons!

11:00 BRAVO HIDDEN HOWIE
Debut! Annoying comic Howie Mandel stars in this sitcom/prank show where he, surprisingly, annoys people.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 19

10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
President Roslin is forced to put her trust in sexy Cylon robot, Boomer.

11:00 VH1 GENE SIMMONS' ROCK SCHOOL
Debut! Gene meets the English prissy-pots who he's supposed to turn into a heavy metal band.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 20

9:00 SPIKE THE ART OF ACTION
A documentary on how ancient martial arts have been transformed into modern-day movie chop socky!

SUNDAY, AUGUST 21

9:00 HBO SIX FEET UNDER
Series Finale! The final episode of the award-winning series, and rest assured, the shit will hit the fan!

10:15 HBO ENTOURAGE
Scared of a sinking Aquaman, the studio tries to break up Vince and his drippy gal-pal, Mandy Moore.

MONDAY, AUGUST 22

10:00 TLC FACE EATING TUMOR
Unfortunately, this is about doctors who remove the world's largest facial tumor—not a tumor who goes around eating faces.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 23

9:00 NBC TOMMY LEE GOES TO COLLEGE
Dumb as a stump Tommy sweats some upcoming exams in this surprisingly charming series.

9:30 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael nearly turns an interoffice basketball game into a race war.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 24

8:00 FOX SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?
The contestants are whittled down to 14, which means this show may finally become interesting.

9:00 BRAVO BATTLE OF THE NETWORK REALITY STARS
Reality has-beens battle it out on the playing field and off in this stupidly entertaining game show.