THURSDAY, OCTOBER 6
8:00 WB SMALLVILLE
After Clark loses his super abilities, he must save the kidnapped Lana with the only power he has left: taking off his shirt.
8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: GUATEMALA
The two tribes do the old switcheroo, which naturally makes them cry like big tubby babies.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7
9:30 ABC HOT PROPERTIES
Debut! Real estate gals Gail O'Grady and Nicole Sullivan team up with sexual innuendo to produce another AWFUL Friday night sitcom.
10:00 BRAVO GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING FAT
A mini-documentary series that looks on the bright side of being an obese pig.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 8
8:30 NBC MY NAME IS EARL MARATHON
The first three episodes of this very funny new sitcom. So catch up, already!
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 9
9:00 CBS THE HUNT FOR THE BTK KILLER—Movie (2005)
A detective races furiously to capture the killer known as BTK—but takes time to also look for the perfect BLT.
9:00 VH1 SURREAL LIFE
Season Finale! Will someone finally have the nerve to slap the ugly off of Janice Dickinson's face?
MONDAY, OCTOBER 10
8:00 NBC SURFACE
Jackson is the first human to discover a completely unknown species of fish—which he promptly sells to Red Lobster.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 11
9:00 CBS THE AMAZING RACE: FAMILY EDITION
One of the families is slowed down by the shenanigans of a horny teen. And the parents are surprised?
9:30 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael's "safety plan" falls into disarray when the company kitchen catches on fire.
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 12
9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS
When Cassidy's stepmom begins acting suspiciously, Veronica is invited to snoop the situation.
9:00 ABC LOST
Okay... there's no nice way of saying this: Hurley is too fat to fit inside that hatch!