This Week on Television

THURSDAY, JUNE 21

8:00 CBS PIRATE MASTER

This episode is entitled, "Death by Coconuts."If someone doesn't get killed by a falling coconut, I'm going to get really mad.

9:25 NBC THE OFFICE

Another great Office rerun, wherein the branches merge and Jim is reunited with Pam. SIGH!

FRIDAY, JUNE 22

8:00 SCIFI STARGATE: SG-1

Series finale! The nerdiest nerd-fest ever is coming to an end! (At least it won't suck as bad as The Sopranos' finale!)

SATURDAY, JUNE 23

8:00 E! THE SIMPLE LIFE GOES TO CAMP

A four-episode marathon of Paris and Nicole teaching people how to better themselves. Stop laughing.

9:00 SCIFI STAN LEE'S HARPIES—Movie

(2007) This is either based on a Marvel comic, or about Stan's ex-wives.

SUNDAY, JUNE 24

8:30 FOX THE LOOP

Check out this airline comedy that actually ain't half bad!

10:30 HBO FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

Unbelievably, Bret's two-man digi-folk band runs into trouble making it big in NYC.

MONDAY, JUNE 25

9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN

10:00 NBC SCIENCE OF LOVE

An NFL player discovers if it's better to find his perfect match via a computer or his preferred way, a roofie.

TUESDAY, JUNE 26

9:00 ABC SHAQ'S BIG CHALLENGE

Debut! Thyroid mutant/basketball star Shaqinspires six obese kids to lose weight.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27

8:00 CW HIDDEN PALMS

Johnny wants to know why there's a bloody angel costume in Cliff's room. I'm kind of curious myself.

10:00 FX RESCUE ME

The firehouse teams up to help Tommy win back Colleen's affection. Unfortunately, "Viagra" is the best they can come up with.