THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10

8:00 FOX THE O.C.
That little bitch Taylor Townsend thinks she can steal Seth away from Summer? Commence catfight!

8:00 WB SMALLVILLE
After being exposed to silver kryptonite, Clark gets all paranoid. (When are they going to introduce "teal kryptonite" which makes Clark take off his pants?)

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11

Noon LIF GOLDEN GIRLS MARATHONCalling all Bea Arthur fetishists! It's 20 episodes of Golden Girls to celebrate the show's 20th anniversary!9:00 TBS THE WIZARD OF OZ—Movie(1939) A witch's attempts to genetically cross a bird with a monkey go horribly awry.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 12

7:30 TBS HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
You know, there are more pleasant ways for somebody to screw a Who.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13

8:00 NBC PENN & TELLER: OFF THE DEEP END
The magical duo make a submarine disappear, causing 200 sailors to drown.

9:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE IN THE '80s
A documentary exploration of the most tumultuous era of SNL.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 14

8:00 FOX ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
George Sr. suspects Rita (Charlize Theron) is trying to steal Michael's money. WHICH SHE IS.

9:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
Everyone is shocked by the identity of Michael's conjugal visitor. Special guest star: Clyde, the orangutan.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 15

8:00 UPN VIBE AWARDS
A celebration of all things hiphop with Ciara, Ludacris, Pharrell, and Young Jeezy.

8:30 NBC MY NAME IS EARL
Joy schedules her wedding on the same date as Earl's birthday, and then doesn't invite him! FEELINGS HURTER!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16

9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS
Veronica poses as a babysitter to nab a pair of creepy kidnappers.

9:00 ABC LOST
Finally! The first 48 days of the survivors of the tail section is revealed. Cannibalism alert!