THURSDAY, DECEMBER 29
8:00 WB SMALLVILLE
One of the best episodes from this season, where Clark hops a ride on a nuclear missile. AWESOME!
8:30 OXY MOMMIE DEAREST—Movie
(1981) Get out your wire hangers! Faye Dunaway plays psycho mom, Joan Crawford!
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 30
8:30 COM LAST LAUGH '05
Comedians riff on the biggest dorks and blunders of 2005. Look out, George Bush!
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 31
8:00 CMT DUKES OF HAZZARD REUNION
Bo and Luke race to stop a developer from ruining their home with a theme park. I dunno, a Hazzard theme park sounds pretty fun to me.
10:00 ABC DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE
Not to bring down the party, but I'm pretty sure Dick Clark's dead.
SUNDAY, JANUARY 1
8:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Catch up on all the Housewives you've missed with this clip show. (What if I've been avoiding it on purpose?)
10:00 ABC IN JUSTICE
Debut! Kyle MacLachlan stars as a maverick attorney who rights judicial wrongs.
MONDAY, JANUARY 2
8:00 FOX ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
George Sr. holds a fundraiser to raise awareness about the plight of George Sr.
9:00 ESPN2 2005 NATIONAL SPELLING BEE
Can you spell, "Nerd-tastic"?
TUESDAY, JANUARY 3
8:00 NBC FEAR FACTOR
It's "Psycho Fear Factor" when the contestants face off in the horrifying Bates Motel!
10:00 A&E ROLLERGIRLS
The hot new reality series featuring all-girl roller derby teams!
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 4
9:00 ABC HOLIDAY FESTIVAL ON ICE
Kurt Browning, Brian Orser, and more skate around in a circle wearing effeminate costumes... and why not? It's a FESTIVAL!
9:00 WB BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
Last season's charmer about college nerds trying to hook up with hot sorority gals. Let the humiliation ensue!