THURSDAY, AUGUST 16

8:00 FOX SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE

Season finale! It's the two-hour conclusion of the jelly-shaking-est show on TV!

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

Another hilarious Office repeat where Michael negotiates (poorly) for a pay raise.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 17

8:00 DIS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2—Movie

(2007) Zac Efron returns as the dreamy effeminate heartthrob in the sequel to the most popular tween movie ever!

9:00 SCIFI FLASH GORDON

Ming the Merciless hires the universe's most badass bounty hunter to put the whammy on Flash.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 18

8:00 NBC US GYMNASTICS CHAMPIONSHIP

How to sum this up... hmmm... okay, how about a bunch of midgets in tights hopping around?

SUNDAY, AUGUST 19

9:00 SPIKE THE KILL POINT

Mr. Wolf's army pals decide to take matters into their own hands. (P.S. They're not a very subtle group of guys.)

9:00 HBO BIG LOVE

It's a new day and time slot for America's favorite show about polygamy!

MONDAY, AUGUST 20

9:00 VH1 THE PICK-UP ARTIST

Don't miss this butt-clenching show about dorks being taught how to pick up chicks by the biggest d-bag in the world!

10:00 COURT
BAIT CAR

Film crews catch thieves stealing actual cars and... HEY! That's my Toyota Corolla!!

TUESDAY, AUGUST 21

8:00 NBC AMERICA'S GOT TALENT

Season finale! Will this show finally be able to prove that someone in America has talent? Yeah, I doubt it, too.

9:00 HBO AS YOU LIKE IT—MOVIE

(2006) Kenneth Branagh directs Shakespeare's comedy with a little acting help from Bryce Dallas Howard and Kevin Kline.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22

8:00 FOX ANCHORWOMAN

Debut! Beauty pageant winner Lauren Jones brings no experience to her new TV news job. (But did we mention her nice cans?)

10:00 FX RESCUE ME

For reasons unknown, the Gavin family's trip to AA doesn't go quite as planned.