THURSDAY, AUGUST 16
8:00 FOX SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
Season finale! It's the two-hour conclusion of the jelly-shaking-est show on TV!
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Another hilarious Office repeat where Michael negotiates (poorly) for a pay raise.
FRIDAY, AUGUST 17
8:00 DIS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2—Movie
(2007) Zac Efron returns as the dreamy effeminate heartthrob in the sequel to the most popular tween movie ever!
9:00 SCIFI FLASH GORDON
Ming the Merciless hires the universe's most badass bounty hunter to put the whammy on Flash.
SATURDAY, AUGUST 18
8:00 NBC US GYMNASTICS CHAMPIONSHIP
How to sum this up... hmmm... okay, how about a bunch of midgets in tights hopping around?
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19
9:00 SPIKE THE KILL POINT
Mr. Wolf's army pals decide to take matters into their own hands. (P.S. They're not a very subtle group of guys.)
9:00 HBO BIG LOVE
It's a new day and time slot for America's favorite show about polygamy!
MONDAY, AUGUST 20
9:00 VH1 THE PICK-UP ARTIST
Don't miss this butt-clenching show about dorks being taught how to pick up chicks by the biggest d-bag in the world!
Film crews catch thieves stealing actual cars and... HEY! That's my Toyota Corolla!!
TUESDAY, AUGUST 21
8:00 NBC AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
Season finale! Will this show finally be able to prove that someone in America has talent? Yeah, I doubt it, too.
9:00 HBO AS YOU LIKE IT—MOVIE
(2006) Kenneth Branagh directs Shakespeare's comedy with a little acting help from Bryce Dallas Howard and Kevin Kline.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22
8:00 FOX ANCHORWOMAN
Debut! Beauty pageant winner Lauren Jones brings no experience to her new TV news job. (But did we mention her nice cans?)
10:00 FX RESCUE ME
For reasons unknown, the Gavin family's trip to AA doesn't go quite as planned.