THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is subpoenaed as a witness! Oh, and BTW? Kelly hates Pam.

10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

Season finale! To save the bar, the gang must compete in a dance marathon. Luckily, there's always cocaine.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16

8:30 ANI ORANGUTAN ISLAND

A new show that's like Meerkat Manor... except with poop-throwing apes!

10:00 MTV THE KENTUCKY KID

Debut! Yet another meathead reality show, this time about a meathead motocross racer.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Thanks to the writers' strike, there's no new episode tonight. (Frankly, I don't consider this terrible news.)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS

Season finale! NERD ALERT! A comic shop owner (Jack Black) introduces Bart to funny book authors Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman, and Dan Clowes!

11:30 COM KENNY VS. SPENNY

The lifelong friends compete (and cheat!) to see "who can eat the most meat"!

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19

8:00 NBC CHUCK

Sarah gets jealous over Chuck's new relationship with The O.C.'s Rachel Bilson (that would be because she's hot, and you're not).

9:00 NBC HEROES

Hiro finally returns from his boring trip to old-timey Japan. Did you know they didn't even have the internet back then?

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20

8:00 ABC A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING

Linus recounts the story of the first Thanksgiving (conveniently leaving out the part about the small pox blankets).

9:00 CW REAPER

Satan orders Sam to do some plumbing work for his girlfriend. This sounds dirty and cannot end well.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21

8:00 ABC PUSHING DAISIES

Ned and the team investigate the mystery of "The Exploding Scratch 'n' Sniff Book."

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Tyra and the models go to Shanghai; Shanghai gets no choice in the matter.