THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is subpoenaed as a witness! Oh, and BTW? Kelly hates Pam.
10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
Season finale! To save the bar, the gang must compete in a dance marathon. Luckily, there's always cocaine.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16
8:30 ANI ORANGUTAN ISLAND
A new show that's like Meerkat Manor... except with poop-throwing apes!
10:00 MTV THE KENTUCKY KID
Debut! Yet another meathead reality show, this time about a meathead motocross racer.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Thanks to the writers' strike, there's no new episode tonight. (Frankly, I don't consider this terrible news.)
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Season finale! NERD ALERT! A comic shop owner (Jack Black) introduces Bart to funny book authors Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman, and Dan Clowes!
11:30 COM KENNY VS. SPENNY
The lifelong friends compete (and cheat!) to see "who can eat the most meat"!
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19
8:00 NBC CHUCK
Sarah gets jealous over Chuck's new relationship with The O.C.'s Rachel Bilson (that would be because she's hot, and you're not).
9:00 NBC HEROES
Hiro finally returns from his boring trip to old-timey Japan. Did you know they didn't even have the internet back then?
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20
8:00 ABC A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING
Linus recounts the story of the first Thanksgiving (conveniently leaving out the part about the small pox blankets).
9:00 CW REAPER
Satan orders Sam to do some plumbing work for his girlfriend. This sounds dirty and cannot end well.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21
8:00 ABC PUSHING DAISIES
Ned and the team investigate the mystery of "The Exploding Scratch 'n' Sniff Book."
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Tyra and the models go to Shanghai; Shanghai gets no choice in the matter.