THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22

9:00 am NBC MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE

NYC's historic parade features inflatable cartoon characters and Dolly Parton. (That sounds redundant.)

8:00 NBC THE INCREDIBLES—Movie

(2004) A superhero family falls apart and comes back together in this terrific Pixar flick.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23

9:00 SCI FI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA WEBISODES

During Sci-Fi's Star Trek marathon, check out teeny-tiny BSG episodes that were previously only shown on the web.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24

8:00 DSC MARCH OF THE PENGUINS—Movie

(2005) Luc Jacquet's fascinating documentary featuring emperor penguins hoofing it across the Antarctic.

9:00 SCI FI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: RAZOR—Movie

(2007) In this flashback flick, Commander Lee Adama uses the Pegasus to kick tin-can Cylon ass!

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS

Homer is enticed to a new rib restaurant owned by Sideshow Bob. I think I'd be careful of those ribs.

11:30 COM KENNY VS. SPENNY

The boys must avoid "arousal" at any cost when the competition is "First Guy to Get a Boner Loses."

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26

8:00 NBC CHUCK

Chuck's #1 arch-nemesis returns, begging for a second chance. OH HELL NO!

8:30 CW ALIENS IN AMERICA

Justin and Raja think their school prank is hilarious—until someone calls Homeland Security.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27

8:00 ABC A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS

Linus helps us discover the true meaning of Christmas—even though we all prefer the fake meaning.

9:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS

Season finale! The last two couples compete to see who can win the most god-awful ugly trophy in TV history.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28

8:00 ABC SHREK THE HALLS

Shrek the Ogre plans a quiet Christmas at home, which is disturbed by Donkey, Puss in Boots, and the fact that everyone watching hates Shrek.

9:00 FOX KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

Chef Ramsay's grand opening of an Italian restaurant is going great—until the police show up.