THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22
9:00 am NBC MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE
NYC's historic parade features inflatable cartoon characters and Dolly Parton. (That sounds redundant.)
8:00 NBC THE INCREDIBLES—Movie
(2004) A superhero family falls apart and comes back together in this terrific Pixar flick.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23
9:00 SCI FI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA WEBISODES
During Sci-Fi's Star Trek marathon, check out teeny-tiny BSG episodes that were previously only shown on the web.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24
8:00 DSC MARCH OF THE PENGUINS—Movie
(2005) Luc Jacquet's fascinating documentary featuring emperor penguins hoofing it across the Antarctic.
9:00 SCI FI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: RAZOR—Movie
(2007) In this flashback flick, Commander Lee Adama uses the Pegasus to kick tin-can Cylon ass!
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Homer is enticed to a new rib restaurant owned by Sideshow Bob. I think I'd be careful of those ribs.
11:30 COM KENNY VS. SPENNY
The boys must avoid "arousal" at any cost when the competition is "First Guy to Get a Boner Loses."
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26
8:00 NBC CHUCK
Chuck's #1 arch-nemesis returns, begging for a second chance. OH HELL NO!
8:30 CW ALIENS IN AMERICA
Justin and Raja think their school prank is hilarious—until someone calls Homeland Security.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27
8:00 ABC A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS
Linus helps us discover the true meaning of Christmas—even though we all prefer the fake meaning.
9:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
Season finale! The last two couples compete to see who can win the most god-awful ugly trophy in TV history.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28
8:00 ABC SHREK THE HALLS
Shrek the Ogre plans a quiet Christmas at home, which is disturbed by Donkey, Puss in Boots, and the fact that everyone watching hates Shrek.
9:00 FOX KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
Chef Ramsay's grand opening of an Italian restaurant is going great—until the police show up.