THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
Jack learns a very important lesson he will never forget: "NO ONE SCREWS JERRY SEINFELD."
10:00 NBC THE OFFICE
In this great repeat, Michael forces the office to participate in a 5K not very "fun run."
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 21
8:00 FAM MARY POPPINS—Movie
(1964) In order to control two naughty children, a British nanny turns to the occult.
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22
8:00 MYTV THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU—Movie
(2004) Bill Murray goes after the a-hole shark who killed his friend in this funny flick from Wes Anderson.
8:00 FAM THE INCREDIBLES—Movie
(2004) A superhero dad confronts his midlife crisis; one of the best Pixar movies ever!
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23
7:00 ABC ELMO'S CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN
Elmo must find 10 Xmas presents with the help of special guest Sheryl Crow (who I'm pretty sure can't count).
11:30 COM KENNY VS. SPENNY
This week's competition: "Who can be tied to a goat the longest?" God, I love this show SO MUCH!
MONDAY, DECEMBER 24
8:00 ABC DR. SEUSS' HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
A cranky green monster becomes nice after developing elephantiasis of the heart.
8:00 TBS A CHRISTMAS STORY—Movie
(1983) Twenty-four hours straight of this Xmas classic in which Ralphie shoots his eye out with a BB gun.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 25
9:00 am ABC WALT DISNEY WORLD CHRISTMAS DAY PARADE
Mickey and friends parade around Disney World with that tramp Jessica Simpson, and... Menudo?! YES!!
7:00 COM BAD SANTA—Movie
(2003) A rotten Santa befriends a fat kid and fights off an evil midget.
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26
9:00< PBS AMERICAN MASTERS
A profile of the hilariously brilliant Bob Newhart.
9:00 CW GOSSIP GIRL
Blair discovers a scandalous secret about Serena—but I'm sure blackmail is totally out of the question.