THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 21
9:00 CW SUPERNATURAL
After being arrested, Sam and Dean find they're very popular in prison. Very popular indeed.
9:00 ABC LOST
Kate gets her own "flash-forward" as we see what her life is like as one of the "Oceanic Six."
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22
9:30 VH1 FREE RADIO
Check out this very funny show about a bumbling radio station intern who becomes America's fave shock jock.
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23
8:00 ABC FORREST GUMP—Movie
(1994) Tom Hanks stars as dimwitted Forrest Gump who succeeds through stupidity. An inspiration to Republicans everywhere!
8:00 MTV JACKASS: 24-HOUR TAKEOVER
The Jackass boys take over MTV for an entire day of nut-crackin', bone-breakin', vomit-inducing fun.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24
5:30 ABC ACADEMY AWARDS
Oh, god. Why couldn't the writers' strike have lasted just a couple more weeks?
10:00 CBS DEXTER
Dexter discovers he has a rival serial killer cutting in on his turf—LITERALLY!
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 25
8:00 ABC A RAISIN IN THE SUN—Movie
(2008) The classic play by Lorraine Hansberry, starring... Sean "P. Diddy" Combs? Oh, sweet, sweet train-wreck!
9:00 FOX TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
In order to find a secret dossier, Sarah returns to the looney bin she once called home.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
he top 10 boys sing, and... Simon, will you PLEASE kick off that one blubbering crybaby? He's driving me nuts!
10:00 NBC QUARTERLIFE
Debut! The producing team of Herskovitz and Zwick bring us a thirtysomething for twentysomethings.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
One model reveals a stunning secret to the judges. Please god, let her be a man!
10:30 COM RENO 911!
In order to stop a string of robberies, the deputies go undercover in the fast food restaurant "Burger Cousin."