THURSDAY, OCTOBER 26
8:00 CW SMALLVILLE
In this flashback to school days, Oliver Queen picks on Lex. (Anybody who lets someone named Oliver Queen pick on them deserves what they get.)
8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY
For her Halloween costume, Ugly Betty disguises herself as pretty Betty.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27
8:00 CBS IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN
It's the 40th anniversary of this classic cartoon. Omigod. Does that mean I have to start taking Metamucil?
9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
The Galactica gang holds secret tribunals to punish those pee-hole Cylon collaborators.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 28
9:00 COM SHAUN OF THE DEAD—Movie
(2004) Two limey schlubs take on a town full of shambling zombies!
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29
8:00 TOON THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS—Movie
(1993) It's Tim Burton's entertaining entry in the "creepy wooden puppet holiday special" canon.
10:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Bree gets very upset when she discovers Orson's serial killer past. Nag! Nag! Nag!
MONDAY, OCTOBER 30
9:00 ABC WIFE SWAP
Things get witchy when a Wiccan high priestess switches places with a '50s-style housewife!
10:00 NBC HEROES
Superhero Claire meets her bio parents for the first time, and immediately informs them, "You just don't understand me!"
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31
9:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
It's a nancy-boy dance-off when Mario López goes up against Joey Lawrence.
10:00 CW VERONICA MARS
OMG! Logan is in trouble AGAIN, when the underground campus casino gets robbed.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1
9:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Missed any episodes this season? Get your fill of "fierce" with this catch-up clip show!
10:00 ABC LOST
Locke rallies the islanders to open up a can of whup-ass on the "Others."