THURSDAY, JUNE 12

9:00 BRAVO KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST

Season premiere! The comedian returns with another season of making vicious fun of Gwyneth Paltrow.

10:00 CBS SWINGTOWN

Bruce is shocked (and aroused) when his swinging neighbors show up at the Playboy Club.

FRIDAY, JUNE 13

8:00 MTV F'N MTV PREMIERES

Debut! You're not going to believe this... MTV is actually playing music videos!

10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Season finale! A band of rebel Cylons take President Rosyln hostage! That's it! Bring me my can opener!

SATURDAY, JUNE 14

8:30 FOX COPS

It's a "Takedowns Special Edition" where drunken, shirtless hillbillies get dogpiled by overweight officers.

SUNDAY, JUNE 15

9:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Shed a tear with "The Best of Mike Myers" and remember when he was really funny.

10:00 USA IN PLAIN SIGHT

US Marshal Mary protects a bride from the mob (and helps her choose a veil).

MONDAY, JUNE 16

10:00 A&E PSYCHIC KIDS

Debut! Actual kids who see actual ghosts—unless these actual kids are actually lying.

10:00 SHOW WEEDS

Season premiere! America's favorite dope-dealing housewife is back... and she's charging how much for a dime bag?!?

TUESDAY, JUNE 17

9:00 NBC AMERICA'S GOT TALENT

Season premiere! Jugglers, contortionists, ventriloquists, and more compete in the Special Olympics of talent shows.

10:00 FX 30 DAYS

An avid hunter spends 30 days with a family of PETA supporters. Awwwwkward!

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18

9:00 CW FARMER WANTS A WIFE

Matt eliminates another potential wife after she refuses to wear a bridle.

9:30 NBC CELEBRITY CIRCUS

When Wee Man gets stepped on by an elephant, it takes nearly an entire episode for anyone to notice.