THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11
8:00 FOX HOLE IN THE WALL
Holes! Holes! Holes! Holes! Holes! Holes! Holes! Holes! Holes! HOLES!
11:00 VH1 THE CHO SHOW
Margaret Cho and a family member star in poignant video entitled, "Two Cho's, One Cup." Waitasecond...
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12
9:00 FOX DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS
Season premiere! A roller derby queen forgets the lyrics and elbows Wayne Brady in the scrabble bag.
9:00 USA MONK
Season finale! Monk gets hypnotized and reverts to his nine-year-old personality (which is only slightly more sane).
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
8:00 FOX COPS
Hilarity ensues in this episode about extremely stupid criminal behavior (because as we know, cops NEVER do ANYTHING stupid).
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
9:00 DSC SECRETS OF THE DINOSAUR MUMMY
WTF? A dinosaur mummy?? Oh, hell no! I'm outta here!!
10:00 AMC MAD MEN
Father Gill tries to get Peggy to "volunteer" to work on his church "project." (I believe it's the one in his pants.)
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
8:00 CW GOSSIP GIRL
Luckily, an earthquake traps Serena and Dan in an elevator together. Unluckily, a lot of other people die.
10:00 MTV THE HILLS
Lo asks Lauren is she's like, into this new guy, and Lauren is all like, wow, I dunno, and sits there looking pensive.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
8:00 ABC WIPEOUT
Season finale! The hosts try to run the obstacle course! HA! Not so easy is it?
8:00 CW 90210
Kelly and Brenda get in an argument over Ryan. Punch her in her stupid blonde face, Brenda!!
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Tyra forces the girls to get makeovers, causing freakouts of epic proportions.
9:00 BRAVO PROJECT RUNWAY
The designers create fashions for college gals transitioning from drunks to businesswomen.