THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
Seated next to each other on a plane, annoying Liz nearly gets cracked over the head with Oprah Winfrey's book club.
10:00 MTV 50 CENT: THE MONEY AND THE POWER
Debut! Rapper 50 Cent shows young people how to be successful. Tip #1: Get shot nine times.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7
8:00 CW EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS
Tonya begins wearing a bra to school to attract attention, which actually really worked great for me.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 8
9:00 SCIFI YETI—Movie
(2008) An abominable snow monster chases a college football team who crashes in the Himalayas. I got the Yeti by three points.
10:00 FOX MADTV
Host Jeff Probst (Survivor) changes things slightly by voting unfunny cast members off the show.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 9
10:00 HBO ENTOURAGE
Eric freaks after learning he has to work with his arch-nemesis Seth Green.
10:30 HBO SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH
Debut! Hilarious Aussie Chris Lilley portrays two students and a gay drama teacher in this high school mockumentary.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 10
8:00 CW GOSSIP GIRL
Blair dislikes Eleanor's new boyfriend Wallace Shawn (who I will admit kind of creeps me out, too).
8:00 BRAVO INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO
For their 200th episode, Studio flips the script and lets guest Dave Chappelle interview host James Lipton! Whu-WHA?
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11
8:00 CW 90210
Jealous Naomi ruins Annie's sweet 16 birthday party. Annie responds by ruining Naomi's face.
10:00 SCIFI CHA$E
Debut! Hunters track down human prey on a deserted island and... wait. NO GUNS?? BOOOOOO!!!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Paulina gives the girls tips on how to pose with a dead fish. So many jokes, so little time....
10:00 SCIFI ESTATE OF PANIC
Debut! A new reality show where contestants must navigate a "haunted" mansion. Tonight's challenge: "Don't Trip on the Corpse."