THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21
8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY
Betty and gang find themselves in the soup when they accidentally leak details of the Xmas photo shoot.
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
Summer blows Ryan and Taylor's romantic getaway. Careful, or you're going to be killed off, just like Marissa!
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 22
8:00 FAM MARY POPPINS—Movie
(1964) A limey family panics when their children are kidnapped by a singing nanny/witch.
9:00 ABC 20/20
Theologists and others discuss "Heaven: Where Is It? How Do We Get There?" (And will they serve booze?)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 23
8:00 ABC THE SOUND OF MUSIC—Movie
(1965) An Austrian governess and her kids use music to outwit some really stupid Nazis.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 24
8:00 FAM SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN
(Sing-along!) Put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walkin' out the dooooooor!
8:00 TBS A CHRISTMAS STORY MARATHON—Movie
(1983) Ralphie shoots his eye out with a BB gun—for 24 hours straight!
MONDAY, DECEMBER 25
8:00 ABC PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN—Movie
(2003) Johnnie Depp plays the swishiest pirate since Long John Gaybeard.
9:00 COM BAD SANTA—Movie
(2003) Billy Bob Thornton stars as the nastiest Santa since... there hasn't been a nastier Santa.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26
8:00 ABC RUDOLPH'S SHINY NEW YEAR
Extra Points: What is the name of the Baby New Year Rudolph must rescue? (a) Happy, (b) Rashy, (c) Colic-y, (d) Drooly.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27
10:00 ABC PRIMETIME
Scientists study how humans react to horrifying situations—that's a lot of underwear washing.
10:00 MTV REAL WORLD
When Colie gets mono, the rest of the house decides it might be a good idea to take their tongues out of her mouth.