Thursday, DecEMBER 28
8:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARL
Burt Reynolds guest stars as a strip-club owner who wants Catalina as his main booty shaker!
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
For those who originally gave it a pooh-pooh, check back in on an improved 30 Rock, starring the very funny Alec Baldwin.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29
8:00 CW FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
It's the year's best WWE brawls featuring Batista, Rey Mysterio, and the Undertaker!
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30
8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY UGLY-THON!
For those who have fallen behind, here are three fun Ugly Betty repeats! Get UGLY!
9:00 MSNBC SUPER SIZE ME—Movie
(2004) Director Morgan Spurlock definitely has "fries with that" when he vows to eat only McDonalds for 30 days.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 31
9:00 CW KEITH BARRY: EXTRAORDINARY
The illusionist demonstrates tricks on celebrities such as Wilmer Valderrama and Jessica Simpson. (He couldn't find anyone smarter?)
10:00 ABC DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE
Host Ryan Seacrest and his cyborg "Dick Clark" hosts this creepy annual tradition live from Times Square.
MONDAY, JANUARY 1
10:00 am CBS COLLEGE FOOTBALL
It's Georgia Tech vs. West Virginia in this classic hillbilly rivalry. YEE-HAW! Maw! Git mah squirrel rifle!
10:00 ABC SUPERNANNY
Jo has her hands full with a pair of kids who are a cross between Satan with a hangnail and Hitler with a toothache.
TUESDAY, JANUARY 2
8:00 E! 50 MOST OUTRAGEOUS TV MOMENTS
Exploding genitalia? HERE I COME!
10:00 FX DIRT
Debut! Courtney Cox (Friends) stars as the editor of a smarmy tabloid in this Hollywood parody.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3
8:00 CW BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
Season Premiere! Hotties learn from nerds (and vice versa) in this surprisingly sweet reality show.
9:00 ABC THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY
Debut! Donal Logue stars as a small-time thief who wants to rob... Mick Jagger?!?