8:00 5 FRIENDS
Season finale! Chandler is about to pop the question to Monica when Tom Selleck walks back in! Damn his gorgeous booshy moostache!
10:00 5 E.R.
Season finale! Carter pitches a hissy-fit in front of everybody, just because he was stabbed with a knife. Boo, hoo, hoo!
8:00 7 DUKES OF HAZZARD: HAZZARD IN HOLLYWOOD--Movie
(2000) Them gol'durn Duke boys head to Hollywood to raise money--by selling their booty on the streets!
10:00 5 LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
Season finale! The detectives chase after a psychotic rapist...zzzzzzz.
8:00 4 AIR FORCE ONE--Movie
(1997) Wimpy President Harrison Ford turns into a macho ass-kicker when terrorists take over his plane.
8:00 DSC POLAR BEAR ATTACK!
Cuddly bears turn into macho ass-biters when humans take over their territory.
9:00 5 GROWING UP BRADY--Movie
(2000) Sex, drugs, and incest on the set of The Brady Bunch. Based on Barry "Greg" Williams' book!
10:00 4 THE PRACTICE
Season finale! Bobby and Lindsay finally get married, and you'll cry with boredom.
8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY
Spotlighting Hollywood's hunkiest leading man, Patrick "Dirty Dancing" Swayze! EEEEEEEEE! I may just DIE!
10:00 7 48 HOURS
A special report on old people having sex. Okay... ewww.
8:00 22 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Season finale! The gang gets the holy bejeezus scared out of them when their nightmares attack them!
9:00 4 NYPD BLUE
A special two-hour episode (which means it's twice as confusing as a normal episode)!
8:00 22 DAWSON'S CREEK
Season finale! Joey is torn: Should she love Pacey (the tubby bowl of pudding) or Dawson (the dork whose head is shaped like a mushed pumpkin)?