Thursday, June 22

8:00 FOX BRITNEY IN HAWAII

Britney Spears and pals tempt the ire of the volcano gods by performing live in Hawaii.

9:00 A&E MURDER ONE

This terrific and short-lived series returns, starring the bald and beautiful Daniel Benzali.


Friday, June 23

9:00 FX TOUGHMAN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

Washed-up pro football players and wrestlers beat the holy hell out of each other for our amusement.

9:30 ABC MAKING THE BAND

Lou, the Jabba the Hutt of the O-Town boys, announces who will make the final cut.


Saturday, June 24

7:00 TOON WALLACE & GROMIT MARATHON

Films from Nick Park's brilliant Claymation series, including A Close Shave, A Grand Day Out, and The Wrong Trousers.

7:00 USA ROAD HOUSE--Movie

(1989) America's finest actor, Patrick Swayze, opens up a can of whoop-ass on organized crime in what is perhaps the greatest cinematic marvel of the last century.


Sunday, June 25

8:00 TNT LEAVING LAS VEGAS--Movie

(1995) Nicolas Cage stars as a man trying to drink himself to death, in a story which I can only assume is based on my life.

9:30 MTV REAL WORLD --NEW ORLEANS

Melissa sells her soul to Satan and strips in a topless club.


Monday, June 26

9:00 ABC PETER JENNINGS: SEARCH FOR JESUS

Crack reporter Jennings spends his vacation looking for Jesus, and all he gets is a lousy Shroud of Turin T-shirt.

9:00 MTV ROAD RULES

Those SICK! Road Rules kids get EXTREME! on the "Maximum Velocity Tour." AWESOME!!!


Tuesday, June 27

8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Willow hits the roof when Oz gets horny for a sexy werewolf.

10:00 MTV REAL WORLD--NEW ORLEANS

Melissa's pact with Satan continues when she decides to date a frat boy.


Wed., June 28

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR

The hunter-gatherers of the group confront the dope-smoker-slackers when the food supply runs out.