8:00 WB POPULAR
The gang gets sent off to "sensitivity camp"--and come back bigger assholes than before!
9:00 CBS FAMILY TELEVISION AWARDS
A show that awards programs in the undeserving genre of family television, like Touched on the Swimsuit Area by an Angel.
Friday, August 11
8:00 TBS ROADHOUSE--Movie
(1989) Patrick Swayze (#10 on the Greatest Actors of All Time list) stars as a sexified bouncer/ philosopher at the dirtiest bar in the West!
9:00 FOX GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS
Some freak tries to use his earlobe as a slingshot.
Saturday, August 12
8:00 ABC MOTHER KNOWS BEST--TV Movie
(2000) A woman finds her daughter a hubby, then decides she doesn't like him anymore, and tries to chop him up with an ax.
9:30 AMC BONNIE AND CLYDE--Movie
(1967) Boy meets girl, boy and girl rob banks, boy and girl die in a hail of bullets. Isn't it romantic?
Sunday, August 13
8:00 USA LAST ONE STANDING
Fifteen contestants compete against one another to win a new SUV, while the rest of us try to resist vomiting.
10:00 ABC THE PRACTICE
Bobby is in the soup but good when former New Kid on the Block Donnie Wahlberg decides to kill him!
Monday, August 14
10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY
Jeri's pop blows his wig in this especially poignant episode entitled "Is My Daddy CRAZY?"
10:00 TV LAND ULTIMATE FAN SEARCH
The only game show on TV devoted solely to television trivia! Omigod, I've died and gone to heaven!
Tuesday, August 15
8:30 NBC SAMMY
Yet another new animated series, this one starring America's smart-assiest smartass, David Spade.
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
Behind the scenes of the '70s' naughtiest show, Three's Company!
Wednesday, August 16
9:00 FOX AMERICAN HIGH
Augggghhh! Another reality show! And even worse, this one's about high school and it's supposed to be really good! I take it all back!