9:00 WB CHARMED
The girls take a walk on the witchy wild side by turning themselves into men.
9:30 NIK THE BRADY BUNCH
Mike and Carol threaten suicide when Greg is caught smoking cigarettes!!
Friday, August 18
9:00 FOX GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS
A man tries to hold his breath for seven minutes. Yawn. Wake me up if he dies.
9:00 AMC MY BODYGUARD--Movie
(1980) High school bully Matt Dillon gets the wedgie he deserves when wimpy Chris Makepeace hires a bodyguard.
Saturday, August 19
10:00 FOX THE CINDY MARGOLIS SHOW
Current internet babe Cindy Margolis is given her own show, while our own more immense talent lies fallow.
9:30 AMC IRON CHEF
Iron Chef Italian takes on a new challenger in the most difficult contest yet: Mashed Potato Battle!
Sunday, August 20
8:00 USA LAST ONE STANDING
12 farmers in Nebraska compete for a brand new piece of farm machinery. Yeeee-haw! That shore is one purty tractor!
8:00 COM UP IN SMOKE--Movie
(1979) Cheech and Chong star as (surprise!) potheads in one of the seminal films in the marijuana genre.
Monday, August 21
8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY
The life and death of Hogan's Heroes' star (and closet kinkster) Bob Crane!
10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY
Jeri gets trapped in the sordid world of steroid abuse!
Tuesday, August 22
8:00 FOX TEEN CHOICE AWARDS
The people with the real power over the entertainment industry choose their favorites from music and film.
9:00 WB ANGEL
The poop hits the fan when renegade slayer, Faith, shows up to put the kibosh on Angel!
Wednesday, August 23
8:00 FOX SURVIVOR
Final two hour episode! The last four castaways do some last minute backstabbing to win the one million smackeroos!