8:00 FAM THE ELIAN GONZALEZ STORY--Movie
(2000) Boy meets America, Boy falls in love with America, Boy gets sent to Cuba after having a gun pointed at his head.
9:00 CBS SURVIVOR
It's girls vs. boys when Gervais calls one of them a cow. Whoopsy!
8:00 TOON POWERPUFF GIRLS
After getting conked on the noggin, Bubbles thinks she's Mojo Jojo!
8:30 WB GROSSE POINTE
Debut! A new parody from Melrose producer Darren Starr about sexy teens in a soap opera.
9:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC
A look at the career of the dreamy '80s hair band, Bon Jovi!
8:00 TV LAND SANFORD AND SON MARATHON
Multiple episodes of Fred faking heart attacks to get pity from Lamont.
10:00 COM SOUTH PARK
Cartman is in trouble DEEP when the FBI comes after him for a hate-crime prank!
8:00 CBS L.A. CONFIDENTIAL--Movie
(1997) Russell Crowe and Kevin Spacey star in the movie adaptation of James Ellroy's book.
8:00 USA WHY DO FOREIGNERS DO THAT?
Explore the heee-larious customs and religions of those wacky foreigners!
9:30 NIK THE BRADY BUNCH
The Bradys fly to Hawaii, get cursed by an evil Tiki god, and fish Greg's body out of the ocean after a surfing accident.
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Season premiere! Buffy is up to her bloody neck in trouble when she meets the pappy of all vampires, Dracula!
9:00 WB ANGEL
Season premiere! Angel discovers he's not such a badass after all, after learning he may not be immortal.
10:00 COM BATTLE BOTS
Nerds from around the world construct killer robots to destroy one another for fun and profit.