8:00 FOX BATTLE OF THE CHILD GENIUSES 2
Sniffling, asthmatic, eight-year-old geniuses are locked in a cage and forced to battle their way to freedom!
8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS
Rory devises a second birthday party after royally screwing up the first one.
9:00 WB POPULAR
The good news: Josh passes his first test of the year! The bad news: It's a drug test.
10:30 TBS FLASHDANCE--Movie
(1983) Jennifer Beals stars as the arc welder-by-day, stripper-by-night who can't seem to keep a decent sweatshirt.
8:00 ABC G.I. JANE--Movie
Demi Moore shaves her noggin and signs up for the Navy SEALs--but wait-a-second! They're a bunch of dicks!
10:30 MTV JACKASS
Tonight, our host wears a bikini made out of live bees and goes for a swim in a septic tank.
Sunday, November 12
9:00 NBC IN THE BEGINNING--Movie
(2000) Adam and Eve are getting' freaky in the Garden when the landlord kicks them out.
10:00 ABC THE PRACTICE
This show sucks dead hippo dick, and I will never write about it again.
8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC
Lauren walks in on a couple of students riding the wild baloney pony.
8:00 TBS DIRTY DANCING--Movie
(1987)Patrick Swayze's nasty crotch in action!
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Love-sick Spike reminisces about his first true love.
10:00 ABC ONCE AND AGAIN
Rick hits the roof when his son Eli wants to drop out of school and join (gasp!) a rock 'n' roll band!
8:00 NBC TITANS
Heather reveals to the family she's pregnant. Geez, why couldn't she have waited for Thanksgiving dinner?