9:00 FOX OLIVE, THE OTHER REINDEER
Santa's sled team is saved by a terminally cheerful dog (voiced by the terminally untalented Drew Barrymore).
8:00 FOX TOUR OF THE WHITE HOUSE
President Clinton gives us a tour of his digs--and since it's on FOX, maybe there will be sexy hookers in his closet!
8:30 WB SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH
Sabrina finds herself in a deep pile of doo-doo after purchasing a fake ID.
8:00 NBC IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
(1946) A man experiences severe hallucinations after consuming a handful of "Zuzu petals."
10:30 COM THE MAN SHOW
Jimmy marries a chimpanzee. What? You need another reason to watch?
8:00 NBC THE SOUND OF MUSIC
(1965) Julie Andrews is the governess of seven singing children. She tries to get them to shut their goddam Von Trapps.
10:00 ABC THE PRACTICE
It's Christmas, which means Lindsay is being stalked by another knife-wielding psychopath.
8:00 NBC TITANS
Samantha plants a bug in Heather's office, which causes a... you guessed it! CAT FIGHT!!!
8:00 FAM THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS
Santa decides to take Christmas off after discovering he's a creepy wooden puppet.
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Lovesick Spike decides to break up Riley and Buffy!
9:00 WB ANGEL
Drusilla returns to pig out on Darla's neck.
10:30 COM TV FUNHOUSE
The Funhouse puppet gang set out to make this Christmas really special by stirring up a batch of crystal meth.