9:00 NBC WILL & GRACE
Will and Grace somehow get it into their thick skulls that buying Sandra Bernhard's townhouse is a good idea.
9:30 WB GILMORE GIRLS
Lorelai decides to break up with Rory's teacher at a PTA meeting. Wow! What a bad idea!
9:00 WB POPSTARS
Kind of like Making the Band, except it's for the pre-menstrual set.
9:00 UPN CHEATING SPOUSES CAUGHT ON TAPE
No-good hubbies get caught sticking their wild baloney ponies into other people's stables.
8:00 ABC THE FIFTH ELEMENT--Movie
(1997) Bruce Willis sets out to save the universe by rescuing an interstellar hottie dressed only in Band-Aids.
8:00 AMC HEAD--Movie
(1968) The Monkees star in this marijuana freak-out flick directed by... (BOING!!) Jack Nicholson?!?
Sunday, January 14
8:30 WB THE PJs
Thurgood enters the 21st century by installing a new space-age toilet.
10:00 ABC THE PRACTICE
Dumb Bobby gets tossed in the pokey for conspiring to kill William Hinks! HA! HA! HA!
8:00 TV LAND CHARLIE'S ANGELS
The Angels cross over onto The Love Boat to capture and stop a new strain of gonorrhea.
9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL
Robert Downey Jr.'s ex-wife makes another surprise visit (probably just to give him a ride to rehab).
8:00 ABC THE MOLE
A new reality show dedicated to Cindy Crawford's birthmark.
9:00 WB ANGEL
Hottie vampires Darla and Drusilla take over L.A., and it's up to Angel to get them modeling assignments.
9:00 FOX TEMPTATION ISLAND
A reality show that's sort of like Treasure Island, except with a lot more penises and vaginas.