Thursday, February 1

8:00 NBC SUPERSIZED FRIENDS

To combat Survivor, Friends will stay on an extra 10 minutes. This will be followed by 20 minutes of SNL, which also knows a thing or two about beating a joke to death.

9:00 WB CHARMED

The sexy witches infiltrate an underground wrestling ring!


Friday, February 2

8:00 MTV 20 MOST OUTRAGEOUS MOMENTS

MTV's most outrageous moments, including that time Carrot Top put a toilet seat around his head! HAW! OUTRAGEOUS!

9:00 WB POPULAR

Mary Cherry's high-school standing goes kaput when her family goes bankrupt.


Saturday, February 3

8:00 DSC DEMOLITION DERBY

Tricks and tips for winning your next demolition derby (or trip to the mall parking lot). HAW! OUTRAGEOUS!

9:00 WB SHEENA

When gorgeous supermodels are attacked by an angry lion, Sheena decides to take in a movie... or maybe do her nails.


Sunday, February 4

8:00 HBO THE SOPRANOS

Tony attends an old enemy's funeral and uses the opportunity to set the guy's casket on fire.

10:00 ABC THE PRACTICE

Bobby Big Pants is in deep doo-doo and makes a big ass of himself in court! Whoopee!


Monday, February 5

9:00 TNN MIAMI VICE

Tubbs and Crockett walk off the force after the captain forces them to wear socks.

9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL

Here's the new Ally drinking game! Whenever Robert Downey Jr. looks high on meth... you drink! HAW! OUTRAGEOUS!


Tuesday, February 6

8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Hell hits Buffy's household when Dawn discovers she's "the key" and gets her period... on the same day!


Wednesday, February 7

9:00 FOX TEMPTATION ISLAND

Thanks to the spread of several STDs, Temptation Island has been renamed Gonorrhea Peninsula.