8:00 CBS SURVIVOR
Hunger consumes one of the tribes, so they all vote on whether or not to eat their fattest member.
9:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC
Featuring '70s power-pop legends (plus the biggest nose in the world) Journey!
8:30 WB POPSTARS
The girls move into their new L.A. apartment and settle in by scratching each other's eyes out.
8:00 FOX STARSHIP TROOPERS--Movie
(1997) Paul Verhoeven's (Showgirls, Robocop) sly sci-fi send-up of giant-bug flicks, the Nazis, and Archie comic books.
8:00 MTV FEAR
New episodes dedicated to making college kids poop their pants.
8:00 TLC THE OPERATION
Surgeons remove a pound of sausage and jalapeños from a guy's gut.
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Bart is recruited into a boy band. With special guest stars (Eeeeeeeee!) 'N Sync!
9:00 ABC LIFE WITH JUDY--Movie
(2001) This made-for-TV miniseries stars Judy Davis as Judy Garland! Don't forget yer (sniff!) hankies!
8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC
Another teacher-student sex scandal? Jesus! When do these kids find time to study?!?
10:30 NIK THREE'S COMPANY
Hilarity ensues when Jack and Furley get locked in a freezer (and disensues after they freeze to death).
8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
When a close friend dies, the gang grieves. (Oh, great! A "bummer" episode!)
9:00 WB ANGEL
The gang is reluctant when Angel comes crawling back on his hands and knees, begging to be forgiven (oh, boo-hoo-hoo!).
8:00 CBS SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS
Debut! Yet another new series about a macho shithead who moves in with an adorable, flighty GAY!