8:00 CBS FUNNY FLUBS AND SCREW-UPS
Cheech Marin hosts this tribute to funny mistakes, including the one that took him from being America's premier pothead to hosting this stupid show.
10:00 NIK THREE'S COMPANY
Jack's modeling job forces him to pose nude. And no, you don't get to see his scrotal sack.
8:00 DSC HIGH SCHOOL BOOT CAMP
Behind the scenes at a paramilitary boot camp for "at-risk youth" (i.e., rotten little shits).
8:00 FOX BARBRA STREISAND: TIMELESS
The final concert of the taxidermied superstar.
8:00 SCI-FI FLASH GORDON--Movie
(1980) Hunky sexpot Flash saves the world with musical backup from Queen.
8:00 BET SCREAM, BLACULA, SCREAM--Movie
(1973) Black Dracula is revived to show those punk-ass bitch monsters how a BROTHER gets things done.
10:00 NBC TRIBUTE TO CHRIS FARLEY
The SNL cast tips its hat to Farley by putting together a show of his funniest sketches.
8:00 UPN STAR TREK: VOYAGER
Series Finale! A mysterious visitor forces Cap'n Janeway off the ship and into the unemployment line.
8:00 HIS HISTORY VS. HOLLYWOOD
As this documentary proves, the actual Pearl Harbor event did not have Ben Affleck ramming his tongue down a girl's throat.
7:00 AM SCI-FI CLASSIC STAR TREK MARATHON
Happy Memorial Day, and get your ass out of bed for this all-day tribute to classic campy Trek.
8:00 TNT THE SHINING--Movie
(1980) Jack Nicholson gets angry when his son starts talking with his finger.
8:00 SCI-FI THE DAY AFTER--Movie
(1983) Wanna know why I hate the Rooskies? Then don't miss this classic miniseries about what might happen after they drop the bomb!
8:00 CBS BACKSTREET BOYS: LARGER THAN LIFE
The aging, decrepit boy band returns (colostomy bags and all!) for this concert at L.A.'s Staples Center.