Thursday, August 9

9:00 UNI POR UN BESO

Una chica abandona la pobreza e intenta encontrar el verdadero amor entre engaños y mentiras.

10:00 USA CANNONBALL RUN 2001

Don't be fooled! This is just another crappy reality show, and NOT the most brilliant film Burt Reynolds ever made!


Friday, August 10

8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY

The life and times of the man who ranks #1 on my list of the greatest goddam actors of all time, Lee Marvin! (You were expecting Burt Reynolds?)

9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

Learn the real secret behind Tom Selleck's booshy moostache in this documentary devoted to Magnum P.I.!


Saturday, August 11

8:00 INTL SUBWAY

(1985) Un voleur recherchè se rèfugie dans un mètro. Rèalisè par Luc Besson.

10:00 HIS SEX IN THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION

The History Channel devotes an hour to George Washington banging Betsy Ross.


Sunday, August 12

9:00 C-SPAN BRITISH HOUSE OF COMMONS

The British Parliament sits around "harummphing," "wot ho'ing," and occasionally adding in a little "huzzahing."

9:30 HBO SIX FEET UNDER

The family goes to a funeral-home convention in Las Vegas. And let me tell YOU, those morticians know how to PAR-TAY!


Monday, August 13

8:00 TBS BASIC INSTINCT--Movie

(1992) Sharon Stone uses a secret hypno ray between her legs to evade capture by the law.

9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL

Robert Downey Jr. celebrates Ally's birthday by shoving a gram of coke in her purse in a desperate attempt to escape from the police.


Tuesday, August 14

8:00 UNI AMIGAS Y RIVALES

Las adversidades y la diversión que enfrentan cuatro jóvenes modernas.


Wednesday, August 15

8:00 WB BEETLEJUICE--Movie

(1988) Director Tim Burton experiments with a movie that actually comes complete with a plot.