Thursday, September 27

8:00 NBC FRIENDS

Monica and Chandler's wedding gets upstaged by a friend who has the nerve to get pregnant! That bitch!

8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

The truth and nothin' but the truth behind the sitcom classic Diff'rent Strokes!


Friday, September 28

8:00 FOX DARK ANGEL

Max busts her genetically altered pals out of the lab, but then faces the challenge of finding them tight-fitting leather outfits.

9:00 FOX PASADENA

A down-and-dirty nighttime soap that is so wicked it will surely be canceled in three episodes. Catch it NOW!


Saturday, September 29

8:00 UPN BAD BOYS--Movie

(1983) Young Sean Penn stars as a misunderstood (and adorable!) punk who gets sent to a badass reform school.

9:30 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER--O.G.

A repeat of the original premiere episode, where Buffy moves to Sunnydale and gives Xander a boner.


Sunday, September 30

9:00 ABC ALIAS

Debut! Hotsy-totsy college student becomes a spy for the CIA, which seriously interferes with her plans to make friends with the campus hippies.

10:00 NBC U.C.: UNDERCOVER

An elite Justice Department squad goes undercover to catch crooks. Tonight: The crew puts on fake beards and sneaks into the Taliban.


Monday, October 1

9:00 WB ANGEL

A psychic hacker takes over Cordelia's brain, and life greatly improves for all concerned.


Tuesday, October 2

8:00 UPN BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Season Premiere! Tonight Buffy moves to the UPN, and tries to figure out a way to climb out of her grave in a way that is slightly believable.

9:30 NBC SCRUBS

Season Premiere! A new sitcom that's a lot like E.R.--except it's intentionally funny.


Wednesday, October 3

8:00 UPN STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE

On its first mission, the Enterprise crew stumbles upon a ship full of dead aliens, screams "Ewwww!" and flies home as fast as possible.